1. Name five of your favorite bands:
Muse
Gamma Ray
Alice In Chains
Avenged Sevenfold
Machinae Supremacy

2. Name five of your favorite singers:
Matt Bellomey
Kai Hansen
M. Shadows
Layne Staley
Axel Rose. Maybe.

3. Name three songs you are currently playing nonstop:
A.I.C - Heroin
A7X - Dancing Dead
Gamma Ray - Heavy Metal Universe

4. Name one song (give lyrics) that best describes your life right now:

Enter the Psycho

-Incomprehensible-

5. Name one song (give lyrics) that best describes your life one year ago:

Heavy Metal Pirates

Sailing the seven seas of metal
We thirst for blood, your ship is in our sights
Taste a broadside from our cannons of steel
Before our cutlasses of metal you shall kneel

We are Heavy Metal Pirates
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
Our cutlasses are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you

The wind is in our sails, and fate is on our side
So raise the Jolly Roger and sail into the night
We're warriors of steel upon the Spanish Main
No quarter for the poseurs, we'll bring 'em death and pain

We are Heavy Metal Pirates
We sail across the sky
In our battleships of cosmic steel
We're the terror up on high
We are Heavy Metal Pirates
Our cutlasses are true
So give us all your treasure
Or soon we'll come for you

6. When you're driving, what are the preset stations on your radio:
When I'm in a car, it's ROCK RADIO.

7. What's the last CD you bought:
Diamonds in the rough, Avenged Sevenfold.

8. Was the last CD you burned an actual CD or a mix:
Bunch of powermetal stuff.

9. Name one song/band/singer you're embarrassed to like but do:
None.

10. If you could only attend one concert ever again, it would be:
Anything with Helloween or Gamma Ray in.

11. Name one band/singer you absolutely can't stand:
Rockstar - Nickelback.
Their other stuff can be good.


12. Name a group you use to like but feel you've grown out of:
Dragonforce.

CIRCLE THREE: MOVIES/TELEVISION

1. Name your favorite actors:
Jason Statham.
Vinnie Jones.

MANLY.

2. Name your favorite actress:
Uh.

3. Name your favorite television show right now:
Mock the Week.

4. Name five really cool movies you've recently seen:
Crank, Ice Age 2.
What? It was fun.
Uh. I want to see that 3D one. I don't care if it's terrible. It's the 3D that has me interested.
Haven't really seen any other movies recently.

5. Your favorite canceled television show:
Is the Simpsons cancelled yet?

7. Name one movie you wish you hadn't wasted time/money on recently:
I tend to check reviews and shit beforehand, so none.

8. You would never watch a movie with:
Renee Zelwegger.

9. Favorite candy/food to watch movies with:
Tea be all I watch with.

10. Three favorite tv channels:
BBC 3.
Dave.
4. Maybe.

11. Favorite reality show:
None. Fucking terrible.

12. Favorite character on a reality show:
None. They're all scientifically engineered to be as much of a dick as possible.

CIRCLE FOUR: WORD ASSOCIATION
(Write the first word/thing/person that comes into your head when you read this word: )

1. coffee: Bean.

2. dog: Grass.

3. slut: Hoe.

4. candy: Corn.

5. pole: Dancer.

6. ocean: Ship.

7. brave: Pen? I don't know either. I think I was looking at a pen.

8. loving: Gay.

9. cookie: Maryland.

10. death: Grim.

11. life: Sun.

12. child: Centre.

CIRCLE FIVE: WHICH WOULD YOU PREFER:

1. Ten guilty men go free OR (One innocent man goes to jail for life)

2. (Eaten by a lion) OR Eaten by thousands of small insects

3. A life of contentment without love OR A life with love and heartache
I'm on the fence.

4. (Skydiving from a plane) OR Bungee jumping off a bridge

6. (No television) OR No music

7. No more pizza, ever OR (No more chocolate, ever)

8. A trip to Europe OR a (trip to Hawaii)

9. (An hour with your future soul mate) OR An hour with a lost loved one
Soul mate? That's very woman's magazine.

10. No longer being able to cry OR (No longer being able to feel the need to cry)

11. Sex without love OR (love without sex)
Can always jerk off.

12. Loving someone who doesn't love you OR being loved by someone you don't love
I dunno.

CIRCLE SIX: THE LOVE LIFE

1. Are you currently in a relationship:
Noooope.

2. Are you currently looking/interested in someone:
I wouldn't call it looking. I'm far too idle.

3. Are you a virgin:
Afraid not.

4. If yes, how long do you plan to be one:

5. How many times have you been "in love":
I would say none.

6. Looking back, how do you feel about that person(s) now:

7. Name three things (physically) you look for in someone:
Nice butt. Nice face.
Nice organs, in case I get bored and decide to sell them.

8. Name three things (mentally/emotionally) you look for in someone:
A degree of intelligence. A bit less than me, so I can win arguments, though.
Sense of humour.
Consistency.

9. Biggest turn offs include:
Being loud. Being dumb. Stupidly orange tans.

10. Your ideal date would be:
Going to a gig would be awesome.

11. You want to get married, where, when, how:
Hohohohohohoho.
No.

12. Does anyone have feelings for you right now that you don't return:
I wouldn't know.

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